Since the final exam of my gradution is just 46 hours and 22 minutes away this question is haunting me like Jigsaw. Now since this is my final exam i should be studyin but when u are up till 5 am and made a fool out of urself last night its tough to concentrate on "Safety measures in chemical processes".
My life is getting monotonous the ususal masti is not helping me at all i need a xing to recharge my MOJO. But wat m i writing lets concentrate on wat i intended to write here.
The reasons why i can flunk in this sem........
Classes : Since iit gives u a liberty to bunk 20% of ur course lectures i utilize it to the fullest. Now you tell me if they want us to attendt only 80% of the lectures why on earth any human soul will attend more than tht. But since i utilize this liberty in the first month itself then comes in the support of my lovley frnds .who save the day by PROXIES. Infact in reality i attend 20 % of the lectures but its the wonder of proxy which inverts the real ratio of 20/80 to 80/20.
Backbencher Yes i always laugh at guys who sit in the front bench ..u cant sleep , u cant play su doku , u cant even pass chits i mean common wats the fun in there . Infact in the past 4 years this back bench thing has affected me so much tht now if i sit in the first bench the prof looks like a giant anaconda with big red eyes thursty for my blood.
Sleepy hollow The AC is on the bench is comfortable and the sweet lullaby of prof is on... yes the sweetest sleep of ur life is the one which starts at 8:30 lectures and ends at the end of the 9:30 one. When u end up as a backbencher sleeping in the class comes in package. U slept at 4 in the morning and someone wakes u up at 8:30 to attend the lecture.. 4 hours of sleep is just not enuff for me .
Notes ... I nevr make notes ...reason excluding the above three is my hand writitng. If you will look at my copy it looks like a ISI's secret message to Al qaida encrypted in morse code. My teachers had a hard time in my school and the saga continues in here. Infact i got extra marks in some of my answers coz the teacher thought by the time she will figure out wat crap i have written she will check 5 other copies..
Prof's Fav You do the above mentioned things, screw up ur quizzes and mid sems and i gurantee u tht u get a special listing in the Prof's Most wanted list. He is waiting for jut one wrong move of urs and he can unleash the terror of the dreaded F grades.
Now since i lost another 20 minutes in writing this and I still dont knw the course of my final exam i m sure one more knot has been added in my hanging rope..
I hope i will survive this final bump in my ride.