My cell is screaming this .... coz its validity is till june and the balance has reached to the limits where before making any call i need to listen to the crap message "Aapka balance kam ho gaya hai". Arrey yaar pata hai ki kam ho gaya hai mera cell hai pata hi hoga why the hell u need to remind me this.
I know u guys are thinkin about Irfan Khan and his kabootar wala top Up card ka ad 10 rupya ka recharge. But we all are missing the finer details. U need to "BUY" a top up card. See the emphasis is on the word Buy ...which is an activity which involves money.
Money... the sweet lil thing which can buy u all the things which mastercard people quote in their ads.
But I am broke and i have already availed my dad's ATM option way too much in this semester. Infact i have asked for so much money in this semester that my father is having a doubt tht i am secretly married to "lajvanti" and I am spending money on my lajvanti's jewellary.
In the begining of the sem gettin Udhar from friends was not a problem at all.But now since they know that i"ll be gone in few weeks its a tough job. i have tried lotsa ways like
"Abe abhi dede main kal subah de doonga"
and even the karan johar kinda senti dialogs
"Abe dostti ke beech mein paise aa gaye aaj" and my creepy frnds reply to me "haan aa gaye".
Yesterday i was googling on 101 ways to pick pocket but looking at the mumbai police statistics on cases of pick pocketing i ditched the idea. But i m sure i will come up with an alternative pretty soon.
But the good news is i dont need much money now kyunki The final frontier is here( my end semester exams) and it starts from tomorrow morning 9:30 am and here I am doing the same mistake again. Talking about the problem and not doing anything to solve it. But convincing your brain to study in the eight n final semester is a tough job. Infact my parents also have lost faith in me.
In my first year papaji always said "Beta vicky !! enjoy ur time but CPI 7 to bana hi lena atleast" .... but his expectations graph fell down exponentially with time and aaj kal he says .
"Beta degree to time se mil jayegi na?". No points for guessing my CPI but to give u an idea when Chetan Bhagat wrote " Five point someone" ... i found a hero in him .
My thoughts are disconected but I had 3 night outs in the last 4 nights so my mind of state is just a little better than "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!" (click here to know)
and if u guys are wondering than it is actually a name of a movie released in 1964.
Strange world Huh!!!