Thursday, August 31, 2006

Dude!!!! Wats wrong with you???

Getting a Bike is by far my second best decision at Joka the first one offcourse is when i took Enviromental development as my elective. But still the worst decision is getting a Tata indicom connection ...god knows wat was i thinking. BUt like many other Indians i also got decieved by Kajol's pretty smile and her intoxicating eyes.When she said "2 saal tak tan tana tan" i thought she was talking specifically to me. BUt like many other mistakes in my life I m going to rectify this one too by getting a new reliance connection.

But my life is on an emotional roller coaster ride and the hardships in this place are immense. The long night outs of cag sessions with ur frnds and then the horrifying moments of classroom when u try to stay awake by pouring coffee in ur food pipe. The sense of satisfaction of seeing smone smile and the frustation of watching someone everyday and my inability to talk to her. The groovy moments when u are enjoying on a weekend with ur batchmates and then suddenly u realize u have a submission on monday and life goes on...........

Father called me up and he said how are ur mid sem marks ??? I said i guess they will let me stay here for another sem(coz u get kicked out of the institute if u flunk in two courses). He got all furious "u will never be serious in your life when will u start acting responsibly". Everyone expects you to be focussed and be clear about what u want out of ur life. But is it that easy....no its not.

Being the youngest kid in the whole Khandaan responsibilty is one word which was out of my dictionary. Only responsibilities in my life at home were to get good marks, dont indulge in any fight with my sisters and get AALU pyaaj from the market. Now since I m in a hostel since 2002 all these above things are also gone.Though parents still want me to study a lot but .........

Forget family members here even the seniors wants us all to be so serious. Everytime u go into a presentation three magic words appear in frnt of u FINANCE, CONSULT ya MArketing and everytime this thing comes in frnt of me I feel like Sita Mata giving agnipariksha. Asking me abt the details of these three fields is like askin Udham Singh Tau about the latest Jamelia video. Still i hv to make a choice.

But the good thing is I have an option of making a choice here but wat abt those things on which we have no control....like India losing to pakistan, Tussar kapur getting new movies, my mom's liking for kahani ghar ghar ki and meeting smone who suddenly becomes so imp in ur life tht one word frm her can make or ruin ur day.

But i wont bore u guys with the senti menti stuff here mainly coz of two reasons.
1) i dont want my stupid frnds to get back to me after reading this ....aise bhi they already rip me off a lot in the wing

2) I knw how boring it is to read abt smones feeling given the case its not MILLS N BOONS.
Its 5:30 in the morning n i can listen the birds chirping and Gecko of the Bastard "Butt for brains" lizard which is there in my room. The song I m listening to is " Hands of time frm A lot like love ...and every nerve in my eye is telling me to go to sleep otherwise i will miss tom stats class.....

Monday, August 14, 2006

Is it a Plane Is it a bird....No stupid its an Apache

YEah the dream come true for every guy..... I bought a TVS Apache on 8th of august.
If u dont knw abt apache then its the bike jisske ad mein some So called "COOL DUDES" are crying their hearts out "Its Now or Never".

Well i wont say all the usual stuff ki its my first love n its my girlfriend n all coz these things are debatable.
But no one can deny the importance of All Out(mosquito repellent) in joka campus, Proxies in class and a bike in a guy's life.
First bike is always important in a guys life...during my grad all my frnds had bikes so i never bought one kyunki kabhi kami nahin hui. But this was my last chance to own a bike in the college n thts why i bought it.

BUt with Huge powers comes great responsibilities and with all this comes in even more advices. Suddenly everyone becomes a "Gayatri Driving School" ka trainer.
First thing comes frm papaji ...the standard: beta helmet hamesha lagana....speed 50 ki range mein. Ab if u wanna drive a bike at 40 Km/hr wats the point of buying a 150CC bike.Still looking at KOLKATA BUS service driving i think 50Km/hr is not a bad figure.
Gabbar Singh se jaise Rampur ke gaonwalon darte they ussi tarah calcutta niwasis are afraid of city buses. One old frnd of mine is in calcutta and when i went to meet her she was not ready to sit on my bike. She looked at the bike then gave me a strange look as if this is going to be her last ride. Thankfully i drive pretty slow so she was relieved.BUt as i was coming back again came the HUGE DOSE of advices....Ankit slow chalana and keep an eye on the BLUE DEVILS.

Mataji is even better .....campus ke bahar bike mat le jana... yaar ab agar sirf campus mein chalaunga to 2 saal mein bhi 500 kms nahin chal payegi. Still unhe khush rakhne ke liye haan haan sirf campus mein hi chalaunga.

Sisters are kool and they gave the normal advices nothin worth metioning. ALl this is because my sister bought a Sunny Zip in her school days n usski wajah se mujhe bhi woh chalani padti thi. SO she still feels guilty for buying that crap and now she feels happy for me.

Current Music :---- Sonya by Euphoria
Current mood :- sleepy

Monday, August 07, 2006

Arbit illusions

Well first things first....someone told me to do this so I m hereby declaring ki I didnt quit smoking.But last week was mid sem time and obviosuly tension mein ur will power shakes a bit and a smoke once in a while really helps. BULLSHIT seriously it hardly helps its just the mental thing.

So mid sems got over in which i was ROYALLY SCREWED and then came in the hostel events called the WORLD WAR.No point of boring u guys with wats its all abt but in a nutshell its the most enduring physically n mentally challenging event i ever participated in. Ur voice chokes and even the eunuchs of Grant road will run away after hearing ur screams n chants. Itni frequency se raids to Grant road mein bhi nahin padti n i m sure ki mumbai ke dance bar owners bhi raid ke liye itne alert nahin rehte honge jitne hum log they .

BUt in the end it all starts making sense ...the stupid bashings, the tyre raid the march past and the final party.I always believed the frndship which is formed by working in a team in a crisis situation is the strongest.So at the end of this week i made some real good frnds and learnt some good things.

So Anu tagged me and i"ll have to follow the ritual.Anu ki wajah se yeh serious sa blog likhne ka chance mila raha hai. Interesting post i must say the only scary thing is it reveals a lot abt u....

I am thinking ….
How the hell krish became a hit? Why the hell there are exams in any institute??? Why there is only one charlize theron>?????
But besides all this i m thinkin how times just passes by especially the good days of life. My graduation's 4 years ended so soon ....n now after my first month in joka i believe these 2 years of MBA will also pass by pretty fast.I wish i had an option of continuing this student life forever.......
I said….
Well i say a lot of crap n u can ask my frnds to confirm that. But all the things i say somehow make sense atleast for me..:P I believe in frndship, relationship n family one shud never care for wat the person in frnt said or did wrong. U shud always go back to the people who really mean so much in life to u ditching all the personal ego n all.

I miss...
the time which i spent with my sisters now they both are married and they both are way too busy with their careers.My best frnd in this world is my younger sis i miss the time when she understood wats going inside my head without even askin me. The innocence of life is now gone and the responsibilities are coming in.


I hear...
everything arnd me but i grab only those things which makes sense to me. Somehow i was always able to do this thing wat i learnt just now is called SELECTIVE attention.

I wonder...
how few small moments of life become so important that u keep them in ur memories for ever.These moments are like ur comfort zone whenever smthing goes wrong u can just disconnect urself from the rest of the world and then get in the zone.


I regret...
Very few things. I always belive wateva decisions I took in my life were best at tht instant.Maybe sometime later u can think I wud have done this n such crap but the fact is its only ur gut feeling and instincts which u can trust.

I am...
A guy who wants everything in life.............

I dance...
for fun n when i feel like. In my grad time i took part in all the choreo events but later on i found it pretty monotonous so ditched it. Now i just dance to enjoy.
I sing...
very BAD.....But still i have this fantasy of being a rock star which i knw is never gonna be fulfilled :(
I cry.....
Whenever TULSI bhabhi aur jassi ko yeh zalim duniya satati hai.
I am not...
a very stiff person. I feel that u shud always be flexible in life..Coz life is never stiff u meet so many people n they all hv their own issues n all besides tht there are so many situations when u need to twist ur ways a bit. So i m the person who has no issues with tht.
I write...
coz this gives me a sense of freedom ..
I confuse...
with my own thoughts... So many things are going on in my head all the time its really like tuning a radio to a particular frequency.
I need...
some good frnds all the time arnd me. Abhi tak god infinite consistent hai n i never had a shortage or a void of good frnds arnd me.
I should...
be sleeping early in the night. My body is gettin all fucked up sleepin at bloody 5 am in the morning..:(

I finish...
this blog

I m not tagging anyone but still Anu good one i really enjoyed writing this.