Is it a Plane Is it a bird....No stupid its an Apache

YEah the dream come true for every guy..... I bought a TVS Apache on 8th of august.
If u dont knw abt apache then its the bike jisske ad mein some So called "COOL DUDES" are crying their hearts out "Its Now or Never".

Well i wont say all the usual stuff ki its my first love n its my girlfriend n all coz these things are debatable.
But no one can deny the importance of All Out(mosquito repellent) in joka campus, Proxies in class and a bike in a guy's life.
First bike is always important in a guys life...during my grad all my frnds had bikes so i never bought one kyunki kabhi kami nahin hui. But this was my last chance to own a bike in the college n thts why i bought it.

BUt with Huge powers comes great responsibilities and with all this comes in even more advices. Suddenly everyone becomes a "Gayatri Driving School" ka trainer.
First thing comes frm papaji ...the standard: beta helmet hamesha lagana....speed 50 ki range mein. Ab if u wanna drive a bike at 40 Km/hr wats the point of buying a 150CC bike.Still looking at KOLKATA BUS service driving i think 50Km/hr is not a bad figure.
Gabbar Singh se jaise Rampur ke gaonwalon darte they ussi tarah calcutta niwasis are afraid of city buses. One old frnd of mine is in calcutta and when i went to meet her she was not ready to sit on my bike. She looked at the bike then gave me a strange look as if this is going to be her last ride. Thankfully i drive pretty slow so she was relieved.BUt as i was coming back again came the HUGE DOSE of advices....Ankit slow chalana and keep an eye on the BLUE DEVILS.

Mataji is even better .....campus ke bahar bike mat le jana... yaar ab agar sirf campus mein chalaunga to 2 saal mein bhi 500 kms nahin chal payegi. Still unhe khush rakhne ke liye haan haan sirf campus mein hi chalaunga.

Sisters are kool and they gave the normal advices nothin worth metioning. ALl this is because my sister bought a Sunny Zip in her school days n usski wajah se mujhe bhi woh chalani padti thi. SO she still feels guilty for buying that crap and now she feels happy for me.

Current Music :---- Sonya by Euphoria
Current mood :- sleepy

Arbit illusions

Well first things first....someone told me to do this so I m hereby declaring ki I didnt quit smoking.But last week was mid sem time and obviosuly tension mein ur will power shakes a bit and a smoke once in a while really helps. BULLSHIT seriously it hardly helps its just the mental thing.

So mid sems got over in which i was ROYALLY SCREWED and then came in the hostel events called the WORLD WAR.No point of boring u guys with wats its all abt but in a nutshell its the most enduring physically n mentally challenging event i ever participated in. Ur voice chokes and even the eunuchs of Grant road will run away after hearing ur screams n chants. Itni frequency se raids to Grant road mein bhi nahin padti n i m sure ki mumbai ke dance bar owners bhi raid ke liye itne alert nahin rehte honge jitne hum log they .

BUt in the end it all starts making sense ...the stupid bashings, the tyre raid the march past and the final party.I always believed the frndship which is formed by working in a team in a crisis situation is the strongest.So at the end of this week i made some real good frnds and learnt some good things.

So Anu tagged me and i"ll have to follow the ritual.Anu ki wajah se yeh serious sa blog likhne ka chance mila raha hai. Interesting post i must say the only scary thing is it reveals a lot abt u....

I am thinking ….
How the hell krish became a hit? Why the hell there are exams in any institute??? Why there is only one charlize theron>?????
But besides all this i m thinkin how times just passes by especially the good days of life. My graduation's 4 years ended so soon ....n now after my first month in joka i believe these 2 years of MBA will also pass by pretty fast.I wish i had an option of continuing this student life forever.......
I said….
Well i say a lot of crap n u can ask my frnds to confirm that. But all the things i say somehow make sense atleast for me..:P I believe in frndship, relationship n family one shud never care for wat the person in frnt said or did wrong. U shud always go back to the people who really mean so much in life to u ditching all the personal ego n all.

I miss...
the time which i spent with my sisters now they both are married and they both are way too busy with their careers.My best frnd in this world is my younger sis i miss the time when she understood wats going inside my head without even askin me. The innocence of life is now gone and the responsibilities are coming in.


I hear...
everything arnd me but i grab only those things which makes sense to me. Somehow i was always able to do this thing wat i learnt just now is called SELECTIVE attention.

I wonder...
how few small moments of life become so important that u keep them in ur memories for ever.These moments are like ur comfort zone whenever smthing goes wrong u can just disconnect urself from the rest of the world and then get in the zone.


I regret...
Very few things. I always belive wateva decisions I took in my life were best at tht instant.Maybe sometime later u can think I wud have done this n such crap but the fact is its only ur gut feeling and instincts which u can trust.

I am...
A guy who wants everything in life.............

I dance...
for fun n when i feel like. In my grad time i took part in all the choreo events but later on i found it pretty monotonous so ditched it. Now i just dance to enjoy.
I sing...
very BAD.....But still i have this fantasy of being a rock star which i knw is never gonna be fulfilled :(
I cry.....
Whenever TULSI bhabhi aur jassi ko yeh zalim duniya satati hai.
I am not...
a very stiff person. I feel that u shud always be flexible in life..Coz life is never stiff u meet so many people n they all hv their own issues n all besides tht there are so many situations when u need to twist ur ways a bit. So i m the person who has no issues with tht.
I write...
coz this gives me a sense of freedom ..
I confuse...
with my own thoughts... So many things are going on in my head all the time its really like tuning a radio to a particular frequency.
I need...
some good frnds all the time arnd me. Abhi tak god infinite consistent hai n i never had a shortage or a void of good frnds arnd me.
I should...
be sleeping early in the night. My body is gettin all fucked up sleepin at bloody 5 am in the morning..:(

I finish...
this blog

I m not tagging anyone but still Anu good one i really enjoyed writing this.

Generally.............

I m still in calcutta surviving and loving every second of it.
BUt i m in huge huge trouble coz I dunno how, but a lizard sneaked into my room. Now i cant stand lizards n this one is a killer i tried all the measures to scare her(wats the gendre i dunno) off like throwing my broom at her i even played Himesh Reshamiya's songs continuosly for 4 hours.I left the room hoping she wont be able to bear the groovy beats. I came back to my room but this little bastard was still there.

Waise my hostel is a bit scary infact the whole campus is... u can find creatures in this place which will make u revisit the whole Darwin's theory. I mean one day i spotted a brownish fella with 8 legs n two wings..... n here i was thinkin when the IIMC brochure said Discover a NEW SELF they were talkin abt the students.

Mess food is good but the mess boy sorry ASIF DADA always gives me a strange look when i politely refuse for fish.He offers me fish n i say "na DADA" ..His facial expressions changes as if somebody called aishwarya rai ugly n he is like dada aaap FISH nahin khate lekin chicken khate ho??? AFAIK there is no section in IPC or under Maneka gandhi's rulebook that if u eat chicken u got to eat fish.

Life@iim is busy for sure, the whole concept of NIGHT sounds like a distant thought to me. I m not new to night outs but those were all fun night outs when i spent the whole night watchin movies or on bike or some beach etc. But here people study till 5 in the morning and still they are all there in the lecture.Back at home Mom used to say "vicky beta raat ke barah baj gaye ab so ja"..n here the whole timeclock runs on a different note.
Kuch dinon se mera gala kharab tha.I was talking to my sis n suddenly there was a small cough ...bas this lead to the opening up of a whole medical encyclopedia for me. Since she is a doctor she thinks she can do the diagnosis of anythin accurately n she started like tu phir se smoke kar raha hoga thanda pani mat peena $%#%$#%$ capsule le lena.........
though this time she was right i was smokin a bit.... but in the middle of all this there is a good news I quit smoking :)
I screwed up my quizes ....so i m a bit sad :( but things will be better :)

CRUSH----ed

Its been ages since i wrote anything here... Well to start off now I m in calcutta finally settled and now I m loving this place. I can say this thing proudly for my institute but for calcutta its too early to pass a judgement.
My batch junta is pretty kool ... but they gave me a stupid sa nick "Chunnu" bloody iit mein Laddoo yahan chunnu .....aisa mere saath hi kyun hota hai:(

A trip in the streets of Kolkata will make u feel the need of globalization.ITC generates 80% of their gross revenue frm Bengal alone......Bongs really smoke a lot.
The single most talked abt thing abt Bong land is the Bong beauty but I didnt see much of tht during my two outings.
BUt God is great thnkfully in our batch there are 47 females to add to this God gave me a golden oppurtunity in the form of my hostel.
Now abt my hostel its a mixed hostel, But i m a big big jerk. I m very very bad at this dating game. This legacy is contuining right frm my school days. I m very bad at this flirting thing. I tried it many times but failed miserably everytime. All my crushes were crushed...
It started off with my class 8th crush (isse pehle ke bachpan ki bhool they)
Nice female we were good frnds then came the deadly day of rakshabandhan ....... n the story ended there.
Class 9th/10th things were going oaky(i was the chipkoo frnd)but i was enjoying every moment but still one fine day it all ended(here also the rakhi thing but verbally)

Class 11th one of the most famous gal of the school ..so mnay guys were fighting for this female i was one of them. But before i cud have made my move. This gals gave me straight signals tht i m not invited .. we were good frnds once I lost the frndship too:(
But i mention here, all the time i never told the gal in question explicitly tht i Like/love her...I was always in the building up stage n in most cases i was the frnd whom they later ignored.I guess i will never have the courage to tell a girl how i feel abt her.
All this doesnt gives u an insight of my desperate efforts but this can be a help
I met one of my class 12th crush after a looong looong time n the first thing i said to her was " Yaar tu moti ho gayi hai".
I cud have said anything "u are looking gorgeous" or just plain hello or any other damn thing but MOTI. I dont knw much abt female psychology but i knw for sure no gal, let her b the last one alive, will like that.
School life ended n i reached the dream land Bombay for my graduation ...but i was in iit the worst place in mumbai for dating thing.
In iit Demand exceeds supply.... so the competition is pretty tough and Bombay females hate iitians for two reasons
IITians dont have any money( true in most cases)
they are geeks (a misnomer)
But i tried hard in bombay but my great dating skills came to the rescue of the gals there too,n they were saved from me.
So sticking to my SIngle--ship i dont have any hopes from calcutta too.....
Two weeks are left for midsems and i knw nuthing abt wats going on in the classes its 6:46 am right now n here i m worrying abt my NOgf history.
Old habits die hard :(