Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Generally.............

I m still in calcutta surviving and loving every second of it.
BUt i m in huge huge trouble coz I dunno how, but a lizard sneaked into my room. Now i cant stand lizards n this one is a killer i tried all the measures to scare her(wats the gendre i dunno) off like throwing my broom at her i even played Himesh Reshamiya's songs continuosly for 4 hours.I left the room hoping she wont be able to bear the groovy beats. I came back to my room but this little bastard was still there.

Waise my hostel is a bit scary infact the whole campus is... u can find creatures in this place which will make u revisit the whole Darwin's theory. I mean one day i spotted a brownish fella with 8 legs n two wings..... n here i was thinkin when the IIMC brochure said Discover a NEW SELF they were talkin abt the students.

Mess food is good but the mess boy sorry ASIF DADA always gives me a strange look when i politely refuse for fish.He offers me fish n i say "na DADA" ..His facial expressions changes as if somebody called aishwarya rai ugly n he is like dada aaap FISH nahin khate lekin chicken khate ho??? AFAIK there is no section in IPC or under Maneka gandhi's rulebook that if u eat chicken u got to eat fish.

Life@iim is busy for sure, the whole concept of NIGHT sounds like a distant thought to me. I m not new to night outs but those were all fun night outs when i spent the whole night watchin movies or on bike or some beach etc. But here people study till 5 in the morning and still they are all there in the lecture.Back at home Mom used to say "vicky beta raat ke barah baj gaye ab so ja"..n here the whole timeclock runs on a different note.
Kuch dinon se mera gala kharab tha.I was talking to my sis n suddenly there was a small cough ...bas this lead to the opening up of a whole medical encyclopedia for me. Since she is a doctor she thinks she can do the diagnosis of anythin accurately n she started like tu phir se smoke kar raha hoga thanda pani mat peena $%#%$#%$ capsule le lena.........
though this time she was right i was smokin a bit.... but in the middle of all this there is a good news I quit smoking :)
I screwed up my quizes ....so i m a bit sad :( but things will be better :)

20 comments:

starry nights said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog.and please come again. Life in IIM seems to be a bit hectic.I am sure u will settle down, get used to the lizards and the fish.I am terribly scared of lizards also.glad u quit smoking.lizards and smoking dont go well together.

Strictly for my friends said...

You seem pretty busy!

Considering your Mess man is Bengali, he would naturally give you a strange look! Bengalis live for food and fish is as staple diet as it can get!

Checked you and Ajay out on Orkut the other day!

anu said...

Lizard listening Himesh Reshmiya songs...hehe socho agar reshmiya sahab ko pata chale ki unke gaane kis kis kaam ate hai to kitne khush honge...guess us lizard ko gaud le lenge...n den u can get rid of it...hena accha idea..so do call him up ..m sure u wil be awarded wid more ones to make non homo sapiens d reshmiya fans!!

nEha said...

haha..phunny!!...
even lizards love Himesh,,,n hope u discover ur true self at IIMs n come out flying with two wings n 8 legs.. :P

shilpi said...

it was fun reading ur post...so...life at iimc seems quite eventful...!

Ankit said...

@nights yeah it is hectic ....i cant get used to lizards its against evolution tht they are still alive x-(

@friends....agar orkut par dekha tha to scrap karna tha

@anu...Himesh sahab to GOD hain RDBURMAN ke baad woh hi hai bas

@neha...thnks for the wishes n good one :))

@shilpi ...yes it is

Abhishek Upadhyay said...

arre hero you must have watched the lizard.Woh bechara/bechari mar gayi hogi.
No one can tolerate 4 hrs of Himesh's Music.

Itni nirmamta se tune us lizard ko maut ke ghaat utar diya.

haye ram

Priyankari said...

hey,nice and humourous post! i too hate lizards but am now habituated to stay with them.waise your idea was brilliant to get rid of it! I usually clap loudly infront of it and it elopes in fear. wish u luck for ur tough life at the iim.

xanjukta said...

How can you quit smoking??? you lost all my respect... must have death of one's own choice...

sketchy said...

that waz funny.u have a fine humerous style,dude.waitng for your next post on life in kolkata.

Ankit said...

@abhishek...yaar tu mera dost hai ya uss bloody chipkali ka??? mar jati to achcha hota..x-(

@priyankari...clapping is the old way of dealing with these @@#@#@. Moreover u need to get near to the target to scare her off ...pretty tough for me to do tht

@xanjukta.... Death by own choice yeah sure but i wanted to prove a point...waise to tell u the truth i hv been smokin in between..but since last two days again no sutta.

@sketchy..thnks dude

Ginni said...

real gud 4 u dat u stopped smoking... njy...n yes himesh reshamiya's nasal twang is due 2 a lizard I presume...

anu said...

agar apko apni pyaari lizard se time mil jaye to apko ye jankar badi khushi hogi ki u r tagged by me ..

Shakhi said...

Your lizard post reminded me of one particular lizard. It used to live in my study room. I was preparing for my masters final year exams at that time. And every night while studying whenever i looked up, i would see this lizard watching me intenly from the wall. It was a bit scary.though am not scared of lizrds but it was kinda eerie. At around 1 or 2 in the night, you studying with no one in the room and one lizard staring at u with its beady eyes. it really really freaked me out.

Velu Nair said...

hehe...
i do share a fear of lizards with u.
:)
we r saurophobic, the internet tells me!
;)

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