Monday, July 17, 2006

CRUSH----ed

Its been ages since i wrote anything here... Well to start off now I m in calcutta finally settled and now I m loving this place. I can say this thing proudly for my institute but for calcutta its too early to pass a judgement.
My batch junta is pretty kool ... but they gave me a stupid sa nick "Chunnu" bloody iit mein Laddoo yahan chunnu .....aisa mere saath hi kyun hota hai:(

A trip in the streets of Kolkata will make u feel the need of globalization.ITC generates 80% of their gross revenue frm Bengal alone......Bongs really smoke a lot.
The single most talked abt thing abt Bong land is the Bong beauty but I didnt see much of tht during my two outings.
BUt God is great thnkfully in our batch there are 47 females to add to this God gave me a golden oppurtunity in the form of my hostel.
Now abt my hostel its a mixed hostel, But i m a big big jerk. I m very very bad at this dating game. This legacy is contuining right frm my school days. I m very bad at this flirting thing. I tried it many times but failed miserably everytime. All my crushes were crushed...
It started off with my class 8th crush (isse pehle ke bachpan ki bhool they)
Nice female we were good frnds then came the deadly day of rakshabandhan ....... n the story ended there.
Class 9th/10th things were going oaky(i was the chipkoo frnd)but i was enjoying every moment but still one fine day it all ended(here also the rakhi thing but verbally)

Class 11th one of the most famous gal of the school ..so mnay guys were fighting for this female i was one of them. But before i cud have made my move. This gals gave me straight signals tht i m not invited .. we were good frnds once I lost the frndship too:(
But i mention here, all the time i never told the gal in question explicitly tht i Like/love her...I was always in the building up stage n in most cases i was the frnd whom they later ignored.I guess i will never have the courage to tell a girl how i feel abt her.
All this doesnt gives u an insight of my desperate efforts but this can be a help
I met one of my class 12th crush after a looong looong time n the first thing i said to her was " Yaar tu moti ho gayi hai".
I cud have said anything "u are looking gorgeous" or just plain hello or any other damn thing but MOTI. I dont knw much abt female psychology but i knw for sure no gal, let her b the last one alive, will like that.
School life ended n i reached the dream land Bombay for my graduation ...but i was in iit the worst place in mumbai for dating thing.
In iit Demand exceeds supply.... so the competition is pretty tough and Bombay females hate iitians for two reasons
IITians dont have any money( true in most cases)
they are geeks (a misnomer)
But i tried hard in bombay but my great dating skills came to the rescue of the gals there too,n they were saved from me.
So sticking to my SIngle--ship i dont have any hopes from calcutta too.....
Two weeks are left for midsems and i knw nuthing abt wats going on in the classes its 6:46 am right now n here i m worrying abt my NOgf history.
Old habits die hard :(

21 comments:

Mon said...

hi :)

Mon said...

wish i new u r gonna write "no gf history", i would have matched my post to tht then!

Suresh said...

wish u all the luck wid bong babes!

Ajay said...

hey cool
hope u hav a gr8 time in d city of joy :)
best of luck buddy

Priyankari said...

wish u luck:)

starry nights said...

Thanks for visiting my blog.hope you have a good time in Kolkatta.well now for some advice.. dont ever tell a woman she is fat, she always wants to think she is beautiful. dont come on too strong or enthusiastic , they like to be hunted for.and finally take it slow enjoy life and true love will descend upon you without you even knowing it.

Ankit Biswas said...

yaar if i'm guessin right...thn i kno whom u told she's fat. com'on man!! itz good u told her!! man she really gained so much weight!! i mean theek hai...u've got a heavy job with a mega heavy package, bt it shudn't affect her weight too!!! ha ha

Strictly for my friends said...

He he he he! Am a Bengali gal myself (detest the "Bong" generalisation!!) and believe me we are as pretty as they get if you are in for the dusky beauty types! Try Forum or Peter Cat for your next outing. Maybe Someplace Else on Friday/Saturday night after 9:30.

And if you have any luck anywhere, it has to be in Cal. It's the city of Love!! That's all anyone ever does, besides smoking, of course! :)

And you got admit, compared to Bombay, it's way cheaper to party here every day...even if you're a geek!

xanjukta said...

Hey....my heart bleeds for you... man! you've made some serious inroads into the bad side of women... moti? MOTI? even i don't say that to girls...
shit!! what the heck...hope you've learnt from your mistakes. that's all i can say... and don't forget about the crushes as a kid..they are the most wondrous and innocent...after a while, it only gets worse...
enjoy cal, i see you've got some great advice...

rachana said...

Hi ankit,, welcome back!
so 'munnu' is out and 'chunnu' is in at IIMC it seems....
good luck for studies and few other things as well!!

anu said...

salam vale kum chunnu ji..chunni ki search jaari rakhiye after all every chunnu hast his day..n ye for d time being enjoy the independence days !

shilpi said...

hi ankit,

good to hear that u r in kolkata....!! u r sure to come across beautiful n warm people in this city...the city if joy has a lot to offer to u...so watch out !
by the way, what course r u pursuing here if i may know ?? someone said am mba from iimc...??is it??

shilpi said...

wow ...gr8!!!

by the way i m doing an mba too....

all the very best in life buddy...!!

preeti said...

ji haan chunnuji....bongs really smoke a lot... :) enjoy n keep searching for ....

priya said...

oye!!!!! alright...so this is where the prbm lies...bol toh tuitions de doon ... !!!;) )))))))))))khair anyways...

all the very best to you...kabhi naa kabhi tera bhi number ayegaa!!!

Shakhi said...

Don't worry Ankit you might bump into your dream girl on the streets of Cal, anyday.Keep looking.
Welcome to our city!

sketchy said...

best of the luck,hommie.dont worry there are many out there xactly like you,if thats any comfort.....

amu (amrita) said...

May be god knows better ankit, your spate of dry luck may get a head-on bang here in Kolkata and you may soon be writing on love, the magician :)

khushboo said...

humn... seems history of iitb will repeat itself here too ... :P
i heard no-lucks on sundays tooo..
poor chap :P

Prasad said...

Hi,

Need to put some more efforts.

Vey few geeks manages to ogle out their heart to their dream -girls (constatly changing parameter in most case).

the time has come , gals should come forward and try to peep in to the hearts of lots oF chunnus .

All the best ...

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