Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Insomnia ......

We all know what goes on in a bedroom…. Don’t get any ideas I am talking about a bachelor guy’s bedroom so there is no action in here. But your bedroom is a place where you are all alone; it’s a place where you can go into introspection lean back think about important issues of life. A place where you can dream with your eyes open. But then the best thing can be just to pull up that blanket feel cozy and sleep or MAY BE NOT, coz there is no sleep in your eyes then u wake up sit in front of your computer and start punching arbitrary keys to write some crap.

Winters have started in kolkata. n its pretty cold out here. I know you guys from north India must be like what a baby Calcutta ki thandi sorry THAND bhi koi thand hai ..thand to humare punjab mein padti hai. But yaar main 4 years Bombay mein reh kar aaya hoon . Bombay taught me lots of things like how to stand straight in a crowded local train n balance your whole body weight with just two fingers along with half support of ur thumb, 1000 lines you should never say to a beautiful stranger girl in a shopping mall and how a 4 Rs vada paaw can give u more pleasure than that of a Le meridian’s black forest if u have the right company.

Most of the guys will understand my sentiments when I say it aloud I can’t take a bath daily in winters. IIM has installed a “SOLAR HEATER” but the SOLE purpose of that supposedly hot water tap is to ooze out muddy water and the beauty is, that tap plays with you I mean sometimes it gives u hot water and sometimes not. Now thts wat u can call energy conservation in real sense. To get hot water from that tap is almost like hitting a jackpot and then there are echoes in my ears “AYE BITWA!! Aaj nalke mein Garam paani aawat rahi jaldi jaldi naha lo”.

There is another reason why i can’t take a bath daily. Call me shy but I prefer to bathe in privacy … but here it is pretty difficult to snatch those private moments because all the time I got company. I wish main keh sakta ki that company consists of Angelina jolie and her half Asian half French cousin. But this company is of desi breed Miss Lizard. I don’t have any personal issues against her but its just that her shaking tail and her eye color doesn’t go with the mood.

I have few things to worry nothing major it’s just that my end terms are going on and as always I am under prepared and over stressed. Now a series of night outs only can help me but who wants to lose precious sleep for few marks.

There can be many reasons for someone not being able to sleep................... but then once u accept all sides of yours it’s much easier to sleep at night.

Current music: O re Manjhi : kailash kher.


Anonymous said...

dude......going by the way you have written this one, looks like more than one person is going to lose sleep :) plzz to continue awwwsum work....wish it had been more frequent

Ruchika said...

Ooooh... today is the day there is real fog on delhi roads for the first time!! damn exciting stuff! but you dont have a bath on a regular basis?!! eeeeksss!!! hehe..

totally agree about the balancing act in mumbai locals and the wada pav for Rs 3 (thats what it costed when i was there!) :-)

preetishere said...


all the best for your terms..

its cold down here in hyd also..

i didnt like wada pav..

even i hate miss.lizard's presence, anywhere around me..

now that u r in kolkata and not under that tap., try bathin daily ;)..

babyeee tc.

Shakhi said...

What's going on? Seems like most of my blogger friends have become lazy or busy, whatever maybe the reason, but no one is updating their blogs regularly.

C'mon yaar, we want to see more of your posts!

Any rocking plans for new year? Hope you have a great year!

anu said...

"Call me shy but I prefer to bathe in privacy "...reading dis first i thought ki kaise log hai...even iim guys hav to tak bathe in open..but wot followed was hilarious...i can relate wid it wen at time i felt same wen i was at my naniji's home ..n funny energy conservation ishtyle !

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