Friday, December 01, 2006

I need a hair cut...dammit

Life is all about making choices …… it takes shapes based on the kind of trade offs we make and things we pick up. Let it be about developing a new friendship, standing up for your mistakes or taking an elective like biz ethics. But these choices can be pretty fatal at times. Imagine wat mistake Jitender committed when he decided to have a second baby and he gave this world Tushar kapoor.

But there are Bigger issues in my life……………

I need a haircut … n I m pretty scared. I know you must be thinking what’s there to be afraid of. I mean a barber's shop is one of the most peaceful shop u can ever visit to. There are no irritating aunties around discussing latest prices of atta daal or the colour of Tulsi’s saaree in the last kyunki saas’s episode, nor it’s like a doctor where u can never be sure of wat gonna get inside ur body or sucked from it. Infact it’s a dream land all the guys who go into a salon disconnects themselves from the outside world and for some moment start picturing themselves as sharukh khan, johny depp or Ibbu Hatela’s fav Salman Khan leave aside whether the guy’s got a looks of mungeri lal still he starts imagining.

I am no different but somehow this whole hairdo thing doesn’t excite me. May be coz I did my basic groundwork in my childhood days tried lots of things to look presentable but since nothing worked out so I stopped imagining. Still once in a while these kind of fantasies pop in. But then I cant comb my hairs somehow tht makes me look organized which I m not. So I go for the spiky look but then bhagwan ne baal hi aise diye hain ki mere baal spikes ki jagah shock khaye hue insaan ko resemble karte hain. So mere desperate efforts ka afthermath yahi hai ki mera comb ka kharcha bach gaya :)_

Coming back to the original issue why m I scared? So the reason is the deadly dude barber of JOKALAND. This guy gives u a haircut for 12 bucks thts cheap but in return he not only keeps ur hairs but also your pride and dignity. Last time when I went to this shop he gave me a cut which was a hybrid between Lalloo yadav’s jhintak Sadhna cut and Beckham’s 2002 world cup crown cut. Situation itni buri thi ki when I came back log mujhse dhoodh aur alloo pyaz ka rate poochte they. “ KA HO ?? DHOODH KITNA RUPYA KA DIYA??” somehow I survived through tht humiliation phase but I don’t wanna do the same mistake again. I did some research and people told me there is habib’s at esplanade. Please call me kanjoos but I can’t shell out 250 bucks for a haircut so that option is also out of mind. Now I will again have to make choices. Since Calcutta is such a promising place I m afraid to do so. So now I m looking out for new places to gets my hairs chopped and yes once again I will picturize myself as Brad pitt’s Mr smith cut.

Now some arbit stuff but there is something more which creeps me out these days..........and that is the thought...................Its Scary To Suddenly Realize How Vulnerable You Are To SOMEONE……………………………

Current music: I dont give a damn

14 comments:

Komal said...

waiting to see ur next hair cut !!!

Anonymous said...

guess m happy wid d present one....kyonki koi improvement ka scope nahin haii :P

Nizam said...

Please to go far away from the conglomeration of lakes to get a haircut.

Priyankari said...

:)Calcuttans do have trendy haircuts, so am sure u can find urself a place out, if not in joka. Gud luck!

Anonymous said...

the tushar kapoor thing was awesome!!
vaise, u r in IIMC now.. get in the habit of spending big bucks, coz later u wont know wat to do with them :P

Zod.

Anonymous said...

Congrats Dude!! u r in love :)
And the last sentence in blocks says that u want everybody to know about it!! All the best for ur remaining period of stay in IIMC.

anu said...

lol...really funny..just one prob u dont come dat often wid thz nice entries !

Adarsh said...

me too need to have a hair cut.... But in kgp there are much lesser options and the barbers are not so adventurous... so its relatively peace for me :D
Go the Brad-way :P

preetishere said...

hii..

nice place out here..u write like a true 20-22 guy ..like your way of bindaas hinglish writing :)

read your previous posts and got to know that u are from IITM and in love..good good...was reading anything for you ma'am yesterday and today drop by an iitian !

will keep hopping..babyee take care

Ankit said...

@komal.... just wait n watch now i m thinkin of keepin long hairs like Morrisson kyunki joka ke barbers to bas....

@anon....chotu ,.. tu to darling hai yaar only u understand true potential.

@nizam ... Bhai mere be more explicit :)

@priyankari... yeah i knw calcutta wale are very trendy. Bu the whole point is joka ke aas pass kuch bhi naihn hai :(

@Zod. abe faltoo ke sapne na dikha mujh gareeb ko kaun dega naukri

@Anon... I m in love ??? wat made u think so??

@Anu ...yaar kuch cheezein MBA ke saath package mein aati hain n one of those is to look busy. Wahi karne ki fite marta hoon warna tum logon ko lagega ki IIM wale kuch ni padhate.

@adarsh ..yaar iit to hamesha se hi mast hota hai i miss it :(

@preeti.. Yeah lady i m frm IIt bombay. I havent yet read tht anythin for u ma'am...so wont be able to comment on that

Vikas said...

hey ankit....i think its ok to be dhony;)

and welcome to my blog buddy

Vikas said...

hey ankit....i think its ok to be dhony;)

and welcome to my blog buddy

amu (amrita) said...

a hair cut screwing up your lif's peace!!!! i have a better idea take a mirror and a scissor. self help is the best help. so be your own barber .....give habib a run for his money

Anonymous said...

you changed laddo!
iim changed u from a narcissist to a self deteriorating person. from darkness to the truth! :))