Thursday, October 05, 2006

Long long time ago.....

Its been a long long time since i blogged n a lot happened in between.
My end sems got over n now I m officially 1/6th corporate bastard read manager. End sems are over and unlike the expectations of most of my frnds I m still in IIMC n they didnt kick me out of the place. Go thru my scrap book n u can find scraps like..."ABe tu pass ho gaya??". If i got frnds like these then i m sure Satan cant do any worse. But i dont blame them for this afterall i earned this reputation after 4 years of consistent efforts at iit.
Now the vacations are on and I m at my home. Sitting at home doing nuthing gives u a lot of time to think abt imp issues of life like why ARjun SIngh is still alive, why katrina's skirt is creating a big chaos n why my neighbour's daughter is not hot.

When u get back to home ur parents treat u as if u were stayin in a food deprived refugee camp of bangladeshis.Day in day out mummiji asks me " Beta Vicky!! kya khayega?" Its okay mummiji main wahan bhi khana kha leta hoon. But when mom's hand cooked food is conmbined with SAffola 0 % cholestrol food ....resistance is futile.
Pehle mom used to ask me ki beta koi gf bani n all but now my mom has the complete confidence on me ki yeh mere case mein to nahin hi ho sakta ...so now she doesnt asks me this anymore. BUt the new bike ignited some hopes still no success....

Besides this i do one more imp thing n tht is changing channels . If tv channels wud have paid for clickin their channels everytime on the same lines of Google....main abhi tak millionaire hota. By this time i m a complete TV guide. I mean if u will wake me up at 2 am in the night i will be able to tell u which show is running on which channel. But this perfection in terms of F TV is only for late nigth shows. :)
Movies come in for rescue... i have seen deewar, viajy path, kaliya , gande ladke 2(bad boys 2) katil sherni (lara croft) ... last two title coz my cable wala shows english movies dubbed in hindi
Now when i got back to home mataji got all religious n all and she arranged a puja in my name. Though i enjoyed it but sittin there right next to the HAWAN KUND made me realize how difficult it is to get married where u have to sit thru the whole thing for whole night.
Now comin back also means meeting all the unclejis n auntiyaan> I m kool till the discussions stays to hows calcutta ?? Hows ur hostel ?? But my anxiety rises from 0-100 in 2 secs as soon as the discussion evenly remotely touches my engg marks or generaaaal Studies. But by this time i hv mastered the art of evadin the whole point cleanly with an innocent look a sweet smile and a dialouge....." Ji kafi padhai karni padti hai ...time hi nahin milta".
I m leaving in two days to the beloved Jokaland.....Dengue is the big thing these days so mataji already started stuffing up my bag with odomos all out n all... unka bas chale to MACHHAR DANI (mosquito net) bhi pask kar de.

Current mood .... bored ...
current music ....Deewana hua badal

27 comments:

Aditi said...

First.. it has been a while since u blogged but i am glad u're back with a vengeance..
I totally agree about that stuffing food like you were/will be deprived for months..
Keep bloggin

Anu Sharma said...

hehe..dis is true even i agree u ppl get unnecessary "bhaav' back at home..even my ma is also lik weneevr my bhai comes home...n wot wen he used b here d tone of talking used 2 b normal but nw wen she talk on fone wid him her voice is full of honey-sugar everything dat is made of sucrose !!..lage raho...btw 'tum paas kaise ho gaye ' ? ;p..plz do ask me same ques if i also get thru my xams...

BD said...

Cool cool.

Still no success with your bike??

Ankit said...
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Anonymous said...

i have visited ur blog 3-4 times..to check out for a new one...
thougt that u have got a GF thats why u have stopped blogging...but i was wrong :D
u r the same !

Anonymous said...

nice reading, in the weekend esp. good going laddu.

--sai (remember? we once worked togather ;) )

Anonymous said...

nice reading, in the weekend esp. good going laddu.

--sai (remember? we once worked togather ;) )

Priyankari said...

Good to see u r back to ur own style of writing. congrats for ur sems. so, having real masti at home...
Nice and humorous post.

Prasanna Parameswaran said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

//When u get back to home ur parents treat u as if u were stayin in a food deprived refugee camp of bangladeshis.
Thats funny it happens in everyhouse!

Nizam said...

You completed 1/4th of the MBA thing....where has your optimism gone !!! ;)

pm said...

ankit ji.. maze kar liye ghar pe, it feels nice to be back home na?...nw back to cal? btw how r u likin bong land :D

Shruti said...

hey m too going home and from now my mom used to call me every day beta kya khana hai kya bana ke rakhoo and all like that....
its very nice to fel ki aap itne bade ho gaye phir bhi apne parents ke samne bache hi rehte ho....

have a great vacations..

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hah !

Joka inmate huh ????

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

thanx for stopping by !

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

u have 1 more yr to go ?

Preethe said...

Hii
Thanks for leaving a comment..
you have a nice blog.

Tv clicking and Google comparison is superb.

haan ..For those whoo stay in hostel.. home made idly also tastes divine

How do we know said...

Hello? How can u have an elective when you are just a 1/6th MBA? Or have they started offering electives in yesr 1 now?

And whats the latest campus lingo? Does RGing and R There still linger?

have u been to iimcal.blogspot.com?

Anonymous said...

haa back to blogging after a long time. good to read that you haven't lost touch of writing humour. i'm really jealous tht u got hols to be fully loaded. I envy you for those much needed hols.

Strictly for my friends said...

Hey...you forgot to mention how much you miss Kolkata!

;)

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

okie !

good luck to u :)

All Is Whole said...

HAHAHAH....
its too cool dude....the things you write again take me back to the days of college life.....
dont wanna say ar add anymore what you write is i think case with all bachelors........

kaise jaoge?
Kaun si train hai?
Chain laga lena bag mein?
kisi ka diya hua mat khana?
jate hi call karna?
take fruits and milk?


hey they just love us too much...

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

update ?

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

ok

Rai said...

nice to see you back :-)

Abhishek Upadhyay said...

Corporate b&%*%^% keep going....ek din tu zaroor saare bastards ka baap banega
*dont be angry this was compliment*

Dengue se bach ke rahe ho mitr....was in Delhi recently.This dengue is really scarry.

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