"Ma !!! Arre Ma suno jara"
Haan beta kya hua?
Ma tera ladla cat do hazaar paanch mein pass ho gaya ma aur usse IIM Calcutta mein pravesh milla hai Ma.
Sach!!!!(yeh kaise ho gaya) Bhagwaan tera lakh lakh shukra hai
Yes light up the candles, break the chinaware and shake the wine coz this person is coming to IIM Calcutta. The land which gave us Rani mukherjee , sushmita sen and yes offcourse Aishwarya Rai.
Bengal the doorway to the east . I like so many things abt bengal like girls with big eyes, durga pooja, fish curry , tramps , rassagulla and yes again bengali girls they are so so sweet.
Though people are trying to scare me saying Calcutta is a dirty city a trip to the streets of calcutta really forces a human mind to think " We need gobalization".
Still the land of "hasiya hathoda and taara" sounds good to me .
Strangely i converted K also the stupid RDB question moved in my favor.
Indore also converted
I got kicks frm B n L
so the final conversion is 3/5
Thanks a lot to all the people who prayed for me n their best wishes :)
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
I m an Indian
Sau mein se ninyanwe Beimaan ,
tab bhi cricket team ka hai har koi kaptaan,
Bollywood hai apni shaan,
bache paide karne ka naya Kirtimaan,
Chor hai sala Pakistan
Mera bharat Mahaan,
I m an Indian (though i hate this thing n feel deprived when ever i see hollywood's chick flicks) still i m proud of it. But there are few traits of indians tht are way too common.
I hv been doing this since my school days ... i write down things in points so here it comes again
Score kya hua hai.... go to any bus, dukaan , college , garden ....if a cricket match is on and if India is playin this is the most common question u can hear. I have seen middle aged aunties whose TV viewing is definitely restricted to the K series Bindi Mayhem still once in a while u can hear these golden words out of their mouth.
Bollywood We love to sing n dance n it reflects in our movies. more than 800 movies a year few good piece of art most of the others utter crap yet it doesnt stops Indians to make more SRK's n Madhuri's. Be it ur date , family outing or even school trips this is one integral part of our life.
population........need i say anymore
piracy .. we rock at this but we will have to share the credit with our fellow CHINKI bhais( south east asia) . Using licensed softwares is one thing which is out of the dictionary of Indians. we all use pirated stuff so much tht if Bill gates will get the original data he will collapse faster than MS origami.
Kya Banoge Munna This is one another question which is common to all the guys n gals out there. Indians care abt their kids ( not the number) but their future. In todays world of competition the pressure is killing and the enviroment is suffocating.
We all love marriages ...:- Yes there are so many marriages in India n u need to attend them all to mantain the social circle. The marriages are amzing though ..delicious food, nice music , beautiful females dressed up so well n more ... Aise when i say we all love marriages i mean attending them as a guest not being the groom.
Pakistan haai haai.... We love this just say it aloud it feels so good ...right?? Pakistan is responsible for half of our miseries. I have been listenin this since ages , if there is a bomb blast it is pak, if there is infiltration it is pak n so on.
tab bhi cricket team ka hai har koi kaptaan,
Bollywood hai apni shaan,
bache paide karne ka naya Kirtimaan,
Chor hai sala Pakistan
Mera bharat Mahaan,
I m an Indian (though i hate this thing n feel deprived when ever i see hollywood's chick flicks) still i m proud of it. But there are few traits of indians tht are way too common.
I hv been doing this since my school days ... i write down things in points so here it comes again
Score kya hua hai.... go to any bus, dukaan , college , garden ....if a cricket match is on and if India is playin this is the most common question u can hear. I have seen middle aged aunties whose TV viewing is definitely restricted to the K series Bindi Mayhem still once in a while u can hear these golden words out of their mouth.
Bollywood We love to sing n dance n it reflects in our movies. more than 800 movies a year few good piece of art most of the others utter crap yet it doesnt stops Indians to make more SRK's n Madhuri's. Be it ur date , family outing or even school trips this is one integral part of our life.
population........need i say anymore
piracy .. we rock at this but we will have to share the credit with our fellow CHINKI bhais( south east asia) . Using licensed softwares is one thing which is out of the dictionary of Indians. we all use pirated stuff so much tht if Bill gates will get the original data he will collapse faster than MS origami.
Kya Banoge Munna This is one another question which is common to all the guys n gals out there. Indians care abt their kids ( not the number) but their future. In todays world of competition the pressure is killing and the enviroment is suffocating.
We all love marriages ...:- Yes there are so many marriages in India n u need to attend them all to mantain the social circle. The marriages are amzing though ..delicious food, nice music , beautiful females dressed up so well n more ... Aise when i say we all love marriages i mean attending them as a guest not being the groom.
Pakistan haai haai.... We love this just say it aloud it feels so good ...right?? Pakistan is responsible for half of our miseries. I have been listenin this since ages , if there is a bomb blast it is pak, if there is infiltration it is pak n so on.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Why shall i go to the Lectures
I dont go to the lectures the sole reason for this is i dont have any motivation to do so. Everybody needs some kinda motivation to do things and the same thing applies on these lectures. I see my front bencher regular and punctual friends and i admire their patience their perseverance . 4 years yes 4 years i tried hard in my first year, no use, second year, same story and then finally in my third year i gave up.
Well i have nailed down few reasons why a person shall go to the class or the motivation behind it .
-> You enjoy the subject and love learnin more abt it:- Yes this can be the most genuine reason to go to the class and i respect it fully, though i dont understand it. Who likes to sit in a lecture room learn abt some chemical plant or heat transfer rather than sleeping in his/her room. If i go to the lectures than also i sleep in the back benches, n when i do a job i do it the best way so i sleep properly in my room rather than on the uncomfortable 4X2 benches of my classroom.
-> U have got a new shirt - Yes this one can be useful for the hot wannabe. The "Yo Man" club . Flaunting ur new shirt in the public or the sheer sense of achievement that u were able to save enuff money to buy a shirt (from ur heavy expenses of petrol, mobile, beer, sutta) when the whole hostel is in cash dearth(since it is the final month)
-> The girls in the class or the prof wears a SKIRT. oh god!! i wud have done straight 5 hour lectures if this was true in my case . None of the girls wear skirt (forget mini or anything) and i dont have any intentions of seeing my OLD PROFs in skirts either so this option is also ruled out. And yes i kick myself for being in iit and not in xaviers.
-> There is a new female admission in the class- This can be a factor in other colleges not at this place. you are stuck with the same batch for four years. So many movies had this story and i always imagined true for me. A new girl will walk in I will play some prank we will fight we will hate each other more than Mayawati and Mulayam singh and then finally she will realize my greatness and the IKRAAR of PYAR. But here also the situation is a myth since no new admissions in the class are there.
-> Class room is Air conditioned - Yes this thing fascinated me in my freshie year now not anymore moreover 72.3% of the times the ACs are not switched on and even if they are it takes a good 15-20 mins to bring the temp down so here also 25% of the time is wasted
-> You've got nuthin to do at home:- This one can be a good enuff reason for many people.But not for me i can watch loads of movies listen to songs or just play cricket in my wing so actually i utilize my time more in the room than in the class room
-> Fear of XX -- This one is the most genuine, authentic and compulsive reason to be in the class room. When u have utilized ur options well in advance n the prof is threatening u with the dreadful XX grade( failed due to lack of attendance) . The moment ur name comes in the probable XX list u are a dif person all together. Stayin awake in the class doesnt seems to be a liability anymore and suddenly u become smart enuff to ask few doubts so tht the prof notices u.
Well i have nailed down few reasons why a person shall go to the class or the motivation behind it .
-> You enjoy the subject and love learnin more abt it:- Yes this can be the most genuine reason to go to the class and i respect it fully, though i dont understand it. Who likes to sit in a lecture room learn abt some chemical plant or heat transfer rather than sleeping in his/her room. If i go to the lectures than also i sleep in the back benches, n when i do a job i do it the best way so i sleep properly in my room rather than on the uncomfortable 4X2 benches of my classroom.
-> U have got a new shirt - Yes this one can be useful for the hot wannabe. The "Yo Man" club . Flaunting ur new shirt in the public or the sheer sense of achievement that u were able to save enuff money to buy a shirt (from ur heavy expenses of petrol, mobile, beer, sutta) when the whole hostel is in cash dearth(since it is the final month)
-> The girls in the class or the prof wears a SKIRT. oh god!! i wud have done straight 5 hour lectures if this was true in my case . None of the girls wear skirt (forget mini or anything) and i dont have any intentions of seeing my OLD PROFs in skirts either so this option is also ruled out. And yes i kick myself for being in iit and not in xaviers.
-> There is a new female admission in the class- This can be a factor in other colleges not at this place. you are stuck with the same batch for four years. So many movies had this story and i always imagined true for me. A new girl will walk in I will play some prank we will fight we will hate each other more than Mayawati and Mulayam singh and then finally she will realize my greatness and the IKRAAR of PYAR. But here also the situation is a myth since no new admissions in the class are there.
-> Class room is Air conditioned - Yes this thing fascinated me in my freshie year now not anymore moreover 72.3% of the times the ACs are not switched on and even if they are it takes a good 15-20 mins to bring the temp down so here also 25% of the time is wasted
-> You've got nuthin to do at home:- This one can be a good enuff reason for many people.But not for me i can watch loads of movies listen to songs or just play cricket in my wing so actually i utilize my time more in the room than in the class room
-> Fear of XX -- This one is the most genuine, authentic and compulsive reason to be in the class room. When u have utilized ur options well in advance n the prof is threatening u with the dreadful XX grade( failed due to lack of attendance) . The moment ur name comes in the probable XX list u are a dif person all together. Stayin awake in the class doesnt seems to be a liability anymore and suddenly u become smart enuff to ask few doubts so tht the prof notices u.
Monday, April 03, 2006
bangalore ....torture and my 5th commandment
Yes i missed this ..... i m writing after a long long time and the sole reason for this is i was busy as hell. Since I will be passing out(tht too by god's grace in 4 years ) from this place , we are having our valfis.
Def valfi source ankipedia
VALFI is the annual function of each and every hostel of iitb where a function is organized for all the passing out students. A profile is written and is read in front of all, where the guy is stripped to limits deeper than Sharone stone in BI. The pride and self respect of every person is sabotaged and is torn into pieces
Suddenly things are changing arnd me ...
people dont enjoy chicken anymore ( bloody damn %%^$%^% bird flu)
and suddenly Haywards 5000 is eveybody's brand after RDB .
BUt few things never change not for good not for any damn reason ...one of these thing is bloody my screw ups with iim PIs
I m writing this for the sole reason of my 5th n final commandment.
Sweet talks cant help u evrywhere
yes this is true i thought with sweet talks u can escape the toughest things in life but no 21 years of my life n i was wrong.
Tareekh 29th april
Jagah Mumbai
Samay 2 bajke 7 min
Mauka ...... IIM B GD /Pi
GD started and i did fairly well
infact i suggested the solution and that was expected as the final solution too.
I added one very imp point in the summary. so i was riding high
BUt this riding high was very short lived. I enter again and the same story is repeated
I will try to explain it my way
P1 So ankit tell me abt urself
Me The tape started and the old well mugged up lines
P1 Good acads in school wat happened in IIT?
Me some crap but he was not convinced
And then he started shooting Qs no matter wat i say or wat i do this guy was bombarding me with Qs so fast that for a moment i had to check the orientation of my head.
P1 wats the gurantee tht u will start studyin in IIMB
P1 U knew studies are imp in IIT too so why didnt u start there
P1 ever tried to give chem engg a try???
P1 i m givin uu 30 secs prove tht u are worth studyin in iit
P1 you think u are capable enuff even w/o any work ex
P1 tell me ur fav subject
P1 whats up with office of profit contorversy??
P1 smthin u are passionate abt??
P1 i rem only traces now ...... but it was nuthin short of a torture
i said thermodynamics n then this guy ripped apart my thermo concepts. He made me believe tht last 6 years in which i studied a lot fo thermodynamics were gone as the lost heat due to friction
N this guy addressed me again n again as a mechanical engg ?
yaar thik hai i know very lil abt Chem engg but kuch to aukaat hai baar baar mechanical bol bol ke mood hi kharab kar diya...
finally he said besides ur extra curriculars and ur school time acads u have anyithin else to tell me ??? so tht i take u
MAtlab 27 min ( my interview lasted for 27 mins exact) mein convince nahin hua ab lat chance deta hoon bacha le apne aap ko.
Finally woh convince nahin hi hua hoga
My dream was shattered i wanted this so so bad ....IIMB to mera dream tha STYX ki raatein 150 ka pitcher .....kya life hoti
So the 5 commandments are over .... n i m heading for Hostel -2 valfi
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